Hello fellow dorks. I hope you enjoy the little turds you find below as much as I enjoy making them. I can't really play guitar or sing all that well, but what I can do is give you an audible noogie of sorts. I hope it makes you giggle. I like it when you giggle, you like it when you giggle.
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Tunes from the probably never-to-be-released album 'Bout Effing Time You Ahole.
Here's some YouTubeners captured from a show we played cerca June 2003 prior to going to Guyana. Easily my favorite show evah. The lyrics show up if you have closed captioning on. Some even in Spanish.
These are from a live show we performed cerca June 2003 prior to my ass leaving to do the Peace Corps in Guyana.
Date unknown on these bad boys. Live and shitty, just how we like it.
Yep, that's a young fake angry me. I was in a punk band with my fat cousin Andy (you might know him as Drew) and this dude Will who is now a quasi celebrity rap-star called Intrinzik.