http://www.7footmoustache.com Silly dumb songs that make you giggle. en-us Smear this shit all over the Interwebs Mon, 25 Jul 2010 22:43:43 -0400 http://www.rssfeedssubmit.com/rss-generator/ http://www.7footmoustache.com/images/moustache.jpg http://www.7footmoustache.com 144 67 http://7footmoustache.com/mp3/Bout_Effing_Time_You_Ahole/Big_Vaginad_Girls.mp3 Learned something new the other day Not all women are created the same You see some are aggressive and some they are smart and other ones have bigger body parts Just sitting there and watching tv When this commercial came on disturbed my friends and me It was something about the flow not quite being caught And it was all due to this woman's enormous....twat. Big Vagina'd Girls are taking over the world And they're forcing their agendas on our TV screens It's something our children shouldn't see. With a clitoris the size of a trashcan And labia just like a beach towel They got major majoras There's nothing minor about their minoras And I don't think I can take it anymore (ah!) Cuz next thing you know they'll be on sitcoms Or worse yet a reality show about swapping big vagina'd moms And then they'll want to go and lead Girl Scouts They'll be on a camping trip and someone's puss'll pop out And they'll say it's alright, and they'll say its okay But it's not because God didn't intend it that way It's a choice, It's a choice, It's a choice It's a choice, It's a choice, It's a choice Big Vagina'd Girls are taking over the world And they're forcing their agendas on our TV screens It's something our children shouldn't see. Next thing you know, they'll want to get married And live a life like they were everyone else Well they're not like us so they can forget it Their wedding day will be a cold one in Hell So use your voice and rejoice and spread God's loving Word That the Man upstairs hates every big vagina'd girl That's why he said what he did when he did in that Book Oh perhaps you didn't read that part or maybe you mistook it to mean something else, but that's for sure what it means And we all know there's only 1 way to interpret something. Big Vagina'd Girls are taking over the world And they're forcing their agendas on our TV screens It's something our children shouldn't see. It's something our children shouldn't have to see. http://7footmoustache.com/mp3/Bout_Effing_Time_You_Ahole/Safe_Haven.mp3 I remember your tight black jeans, tucked into your tight white boots I remember the sweet contrast of Camel filters and your Target perfume I remember your Guns N Roses t-shirt seeming older than we were You were so young and so old And completely embodied Heavy Metal I remember the "popular kids" saying you were "so much nicer" than "you seemed" I remember the tear you cried in health class when we spoke of teen pregnancy I remember your favorite bands scratched on your empty homeroom desk And I pictured you at home with your baby girl at bedtime Softly singing "Sweet Child o' Mine" http://7footmoustache.com/mp3/Bout_Effing_Time_You_Ahole/Stacy_says.mp3 Stacy says I hope you enjoy your movie Its pretty good I just saw it last night Stacy says I recommend the mini-chimi platter It can serve 2 and the price is just right And Stacy is wearing hightop orthopedic Reeboks And a smile bigger than you've ever seen before She smiles and whispers, "Tonight I turn 44" Stacy says I dream one day of opening a dinner theater The way I see it, while I'm practically there You see I talked my boss at the movies into talking with my boss at my cantina And now if you bring your receipt from dinner, you get in for half the fare And Stacy says it's just like Jimmeny Cricket says, When you wish upon a star your dreams can come true. Stacy you're so right.... Sometimes they do.